Parental

If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I do not get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I do not eat enough, my parents complain.
If I am always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
We can not win!

If your parents do not have children, then you will not have children. - 454