Washer

A man can load the dishwasher, but his wife can then reload it correctly. - Andrew McGinnis - 283

"The dog decided to try to lick dirty pots and plates that were in the dishwasher that was left open. She somehow got her collar caught on one of the pots, completely freaked out, lost her mind and pulled the entire dishwasher rack full of dirty dishes out of the dishwasher, across my nice hardwoods and into the living room and flipped it over. The noise alone was traumatizing for all of us. It sounded like all the dishes in the house were crashing to the ground. On top of that the kids were screaming." - Shelley Clark - 1285

In our first year of marriage we learned that using paper plates preempted a lot of conflict. - Michelle Austin - 286