Fireproof

Our kids pastors got themselves a small fogger but did not know how to use so they just held the button down and filled the room and the hall ... joyful proclaiming the awesomeness of Gods power to amazed kids. Well the hall had the sensor in it and set the alarm off during service . Well the horns and strobes activated but the fire department did not come. Funny thing was before I was the youth pastor I worked for the local alarm company. They never activated the monitoring part or the alarm. Just another things I need to fix. - Michael Brumback - 32

Well-seasoned firewood is easier to start, produces more heat, and burns cleaner. - 66

Wood should be cut 6 to 12 months in advance, and properly stored. - 67