Gila Monster

I was driving on I-75 when I saw a green lizard crawl across the outside of my windshield.
He tried to hold on, but eventually the wind blew him off, and into the road.
I wondered if he survived the fall, or if the next car would run over him.
Several seconds later I saw a green and white car pass me. The lettering on the side of the car said: "G E I C O". I wondered if it was a coincidence. - 391

Children are afraid of monsters. - 37878